Saturday, November 14, 2009

Mr. Obvious

Dear Mr. President,

Since you obviously don’t love this country, why don’t you please just resign and give the job to someone who does?

Friday, November 13, 2009

Questions I Wish Someone from the Mainstream Media Would Ask

Mr. President, you yourself have said that requiring citizens to purchase health insurance is no different from requiring them to purchase car insurance.

How do you respond to critics who say that the mandatory car insurance meme is false—that you’re not required to have car insurance if you don’t have a license or if you don’t have a car, that you’re not required to have insurance that covers repairs for damage to your own car but only insurance that covers repairs for damage to the other guy’s car?

How can you insist on health insurance coverage for pre-existing conditions? Wouldn’t that be like insisting on car insurance coverage for an accident you’d already had?

Tone Deaf

The current administration has its finger on the pulse of only a small minority of the American electorate.

The vast majority of the American electorate does not agree that the 9/11 planners should be tried as common criminals but instead feel that the 9/11 planners should be tried as enemy combatants.

The Accidental President

Can you believe this? The man’s been president for 10 months and he’s still not ready to do the job. Why is he still dithering on Afghanistan?

The man is an accident of history; this country will never make the mistake of electing a Leftist ideologue again.

Can we have a recall election? Please?

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Praying for President Obama to have his own “Road to Damascus” experience

I pray that someday soon President Obama will have a sudden conversion to true Christianity, decide to fire Rahm Emanuel and David Axelrod, and realize that the answer to the question of when life begins is no longer above his pay grade.

Just one question: What will Michelle say?

Speaker Pelosi, tear up this bill!

’Nuff said.